Take a Drink when:

Every time you see the tiara

Every time you see the sunburst symbol

Every time Flynn complains about a Wanted poster

Everytime Maximus acts like a dog

Every time someone references their dream

Sexual Innuendo

Reference to another Disney movie

Some people are just bitches.

I want to kiss whoever made this

doctorwho:

Do Time Lords Have Two Homes?

dapperdinos:

The tyrannosaurus asks a simple question.

The spinosaurus is unnecessarily snooty.

But what else did you expect

when dinosaurs of the working-class and upper-class collide

there will be blood.

magpiesandmoths:

broccoli-xxx:

THE GPOY TO END ALL GPOYS

Uhuh.

firebolting:

arbitrarily | leighway | unmanageablemischief:

#w/e scar deserved that throne

Disagree. Look at how fast the economy crashed when he took over.

The demand for gazelles swiftly exceeded supply, and that’s not even accounting for inflation. Not to mention all the subprime mortgages Rafiki was responsible for roping all those other baboons into; not a single baboon could afford their watering hole adjacent homestead on the savannah, but they went for them anyway.

Don’t even get me started on the vultures. Welfare abusers — all of them.

I hope the Elephants don’t use Scar’s past economic policies against Simba. It’s not his fault he inherited the problems of the former administration. You try finding jobs in this climate.